Pete did it. So did
Dale. And
Scott.
Obviously, it was Thom's turn.
Me: What is your favorite thing about my knitting?
Him: It’s made with love.
Me: What is your least favorite thing about my knitting?
Him: The clutter and the crap.
Me: That's two things. Anyway, what is something I have knitted that you recall as being good?
Him: My hat.
Me: Do you think knitters have an expensive hobby?
Him: I don’t know. I don’t think so. Although the trip to get your wheel in NY was expensive. And long.
(Last year we drove from his parents’ house in Western MA to Syracuse in order for me to buy a wheel. In my defense, it was a damn good price, and a lovely scenic drive.)Me: Do you have any hobbies?
Him: No not really. (Pause.) Picking up after your clutter?
Me: Wait a second, you have a collection of
expensive German toys in the other room.
Him: That’s true. I do have a good collection of them. But I don’t know how to make a comparison. What’s the fair market value of your wool?
Me: Moving right along … Has my knitting in public ever embarrassed you?
Him: (Long pause). No, I don’t think so.
Me: You can't remember any times in particular?
Him: No, honestly I don’t. It’s never really bothered me. It’s annoyed me but it hasn’t embarrassed me.
Me: Do you know my favorite kind of yarn?
Him: (Longer pause). Merino?
Me: Good answer!
(Ah, but he wasn’t done answering yet!) Him: Two-ply … Umm, you really like those sheep from Iceland but I have no idea what they’re fucking called.
Me: So, can you name another blog?
Him: The Femme Nazi?
Me: (Hysterical laugher)
Him: Oh, Knit Mafia ... or something like that. Hey! Are you typing that? Don’t write that --
she’ll be insulted!
(pause)
Wait, Ravelry! I know Ravelry!!
Me: So, do you mind that I want to check out yarn stores everywhere we go?
Him: No, not really.
Me: Do you understand the importance of a swatch?
Him: Yes. You test to make sure that your rows and crap are all lined up and you’re using the right stitch and counts. And then you wrap it around my head to make sure that the texture is correct.
(I believe he is referring to the time when I couldn’t believe that when given an entire yarn store to select from, he asked me to knit a hat made out of Lopi. So I rubbed the swatch on his forehead to make sure it wasn't too itchy. Apparently, this was a traumatic experience.) Me: Do you read Aswim in Knits?
Him: No. Not in a long time.
Me: Have you ever left a comment?
Him: Yes, when you put that photo up of me
burning my pants. Which you’ll probably hyperlink to this fucking thing, right?
(Note: comments lost in an upgrade, but I think he did leave one!)
Me:
Damn straight I will! Umm, maybe…
Me: Do you think the house would be cleaner if I didn't knit?
Him: No, I think the house would be cleaner if you cleaned.
Me: It’s not so much about the knitting, huh?
Him: No.
Me: Thanks so much for playing along, is there anything you would like to add in closing?
Him: My wife is a wonderful knitter. She gives me street cred when I hang out with my friends in the
department of agriculture*. And, let your friends know that I was raised right. I know how to cart wool. Damn, I mean card. Whatever, I did it once at summer camp. Yeah, that’s about it.
* I think he’s referring to the spinning here, and maybe the sheep and wool festivals.
I think I'll keep him.
Labels: bloggy buddies, rambling, Thom